Top Definition
Very similar to the Flaming Albuquerque, but with a twist. Take a bottle of the hottest hot sauce you can find and cover the tip of your cock with it. After lighting her pubes on fire, thrust your Tabasco-covered pecker in. Make sure to smash the remaining half-pepper against her uterus. You'll feel like your dick is on fire and you'll want to die.

Congratulations. You have just performed a Flaming Coffin.
I had to pay an extra $200 to perform a flaming coffin on that prostitute last night.
#tobasco #flaming #burn #hilarious #pecker
by Turd Ferguson the Third March 12, 2009
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