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Flamboyant Cow is a term often used to describe an overly confident, and in most cases obnoxious, female of African American descent.

To be dubbed a Flamboyant Cow is one of the greatest insults known to mankind.

More often than not a true Flamboyant Cow will be no less than 200 lbs overweight.
Rick: Dude did you see that black chick at the party?
Dave: Yeah man, she wouldn't shut the fuck up all night..
Rick: I hear she keeps a bottle of ranch dressing in her purse..
Dave: Shit, what a Flamboyant Cow!
by CovertBurrito August 09, 2011