To be dubbed a Flamboyant Cow is one of the greatest insults known to mankind.
More often than not a true Flamboyant Cow will be no less than 200 lbs overweight.
Dave: Yeah man, she wouldn't shut the fuck up all night..
Rick: I hear she keeps a bottle of ranch dressing in her purse..
Dave: Shit, what a Flamboyant Cow!