Flag bearer

The last person, out of a group of friends, to have had sex with a new sexual partner. It is seen as a badge of honour, this because the "flag bearer" is often seen as the representitive of the groups sexual appeal and conquest as a whole.

Man 1: "Yo, man 2, flag bearer yet?"
Man 3: "As if he is! lol"
Man 2: "... does a blowjob count?"
Man 1: "No... but kudos on reaching 3rd base, though at this rate you'll never be flag bearer."
Man 3: "I bloody hope not! As if I'd let this loser be flag bearer for long! lol"

Flag bearer by The Flag Bearer September 11, 2009

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Flag bearer

A new age insult for members of the LGBTQ+ community

Don't mind Mark, he's a flag bearer having a bad day

Flag bearer by TheTrueMidMan June 25, 2025

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Flag bearer • Alabamian flagbearer • flag • flag pole • flag wanker • flag hag • flag football • Flag Fag • flag waver • Flag Bag

Alabamian flagbearer

Someone who has sex with their sister on top of a confederate flag

Jimmy, when did you say you became an Alabamian flagbearer again?

Alabamian flagbearer by Negroratory mammal July 4, 2019

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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