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Metaphor: Bodily excretion made through the fusion of feaces, water and gastric gasses. The combining catylist is usually a combination of South Indian chili garlic chicken and 8 pints of Guiness. Passing is usually accompanied by a splashy / machine gun rat a tat tat.
My arse is red raw man. I went for a shite and it was just fizzy bisto.
by Rouge February 28, 2005