Top Definition
Middle aged man who tends to get knifed or "shanked" by girls half his age or younger. He tends to associate himself with weeners such as Cowboys or Pandas and the occasional Fat Pat.
On a side note, they tend to smell like tiger poo.
Five-Rings just got his ass blown up by Dorkus!!!!
by Awesome*Sauce September 08, 2010

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