Fist of Glory

A full-bodied, well deserved, punch in the rectum. The performance of the Fist of Glory is usually accompanied by a loud, soul-shaking roar. Given out of spite, respect, love, cowardice, or humor; the Fist of Glory if performed right, is like a sucker punch for your butthole.

"If I see that damn mailman again, I'm gonna give him the Fist of Glory"

"Grandma sure gave that guy a Fist of Glory"

by asbelloniblood June 3, 2009

Fists of Glory

The ability to jerk somebody off in a matter of seconds

That chick I hooked up with last night had fists of glory, I was done in .9 seconds

by yourmothersantlers December 28, 2011