Unit of measure dealing with moles of cucumbers
I'd like to buy 3 firts, please.
by anonymous July 15, 2004
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

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A condensation of the word 'flirt' in that it is rushed or shortened.

For example; rushing the end of a pick-up line to catch public transport.

flirt fumble flirt speedate
"hey babeh, your so hot thAT ITS LIKE,TOOHOTFORMETOHNDLE OK BYE!"

"Are you firting with me?"
"Heck nah girl! I was taking my time"
"you have one foot out the door"
by Carni-Fuu October 06, 2016
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