Bluelighters. The people who will run you off the road to get to the burning building first only to stand around with their Firedick buddies, grab-assin each other, and just getting in the goddamn way of things once they get there.
Their not really detectives (dicks), rather dickheads with road rage who do more damage than good.
Did you see what Billy Bob did to my car? Ran me off the road enroute to a fire and I slammed into a mailbox just making way for this firedick to get through. The front end of my car is fucked and all they did was save the foundation of the building.
When your penis is on fire cause you done a girl with STD's
Man I have firedick! I should'nt have done her my dick is on fire!