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1.
The type of shit that makes your ass hole burn.

or

Another word for doing a number 2.
Person 1: Person 2 where have you been, You have been gone for ages.

Person 2: I went to make some fire logs.
by M.Doyle September 29, 2007
 
2.
The aftermath of eating a hot and spicy meal.
As I sat on the toilet, I could barely stand the wrath of the FireLog
by MrkT January 03, 2008