Firetwerking is the action of placing a firework of any size into your urethra and twerking. It is half dance, half fireworks spectacular, and all American. Firetwerking originated in Aztec culture, where fire dancers would dance with torches held between their thighs. In 2013, dance historians combined this style of fire dancing and twerking to create Firetwerking.
Dave: Did you see Mike at that party the other day?
Gertrude: Nah man, what happened?
Dave: He was Firetwerking everywhere!
Gertrude: Classic Mike!
Stacy: Check out my new Firetwerking video on Vine!
Frank: Wow, I'm surprised your meat curtains didn't catch fire!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!