Firetwerking is the action of placing a firework of any size into your urethra and twerking. It is half dance, half fireworks spectacular, and all American. Firetwerking originated in Aztec culture, where fire dancers would dance with torches held between their thighs. In 2013, dance historians combined this style of fire dancing and twerking to create Firetwerking.
Dave: Did you see Mike at that party the other day?
Gertrude: Nah man, what happened?
Dave: He was Firetwerking everywhere!
Gertrude: Classic Mike!
Stacy: Check out my new Firetwerking video on Vine!
Frank: Wow, I'm surprised your meat curtains didn't catch fire!
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)