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fire pool 

A compulsory security feature for any thatched palatial homestead in rural Kwazulu Natal used for dousing a blaze caused by the excessive expulsion of hot air from an army of ANC spin doctors. It bears a strong resemblance to an ornate swimming pool costing the South African taxpayers millions of rand.
Jacob Zuma went for a dip in his fire pool after a tiring and sweaty sex session with one of his wives.
fire pool by fiend31 February 19, 2014

fire poops 

Explosive fecal matter, that happens after eating spicy or questionable food. It leaves the anus in scatter shot form covering the entire toilet in bown small cunks that penetrate deep into the water. It will burn your ass hole like no other sensation. The burning feeling will last hours so be ready for a long night of the fire poops
Bro I had some bad burritos and now I have some major fire poops

Fire Poop 

A burning sensation from your poop after eating any spicy food.
That spicy burrito gave me fire poop
Fire Poop by MahcoTaco December 22, 2009

poop fire 

x: in what year are we?

y: in the poop fire
poop fire by imbabyflow October 2, 2020

Firepool 

Phoenetics: fire /ˈfʌɪə/ - pool /pu l/

Origin: Originated from the former South African President, Jacob Zuma's attempt at avoiding violation of the South African constitution, when he failed to repay R4 million of government money spent on his swimming pool at his private home, the Nkandla compound.

Noun: A 'firepool' is a multi-purpose swimming pool which doubles as a fire safety water source, according to former South African President, Jacob Zuma.
Boshoff: "Oh no, I'm on fire!"
Milene: "Ow no, if only you had a multi-purpose swimming pool which doubles as a fire safety water source!"
Narrator: "If only Boshoff had a firepool like Milene's family. Hint, hint..."
Firepool by Lienkie February 10, 2019

firepooper1239 

a person that can drag everyone in a debate and drags poor bitches
omg you are such a firepooper1239
firepooper1239 by jjoon December 21, 2021