Dude 1: The frat party last night was sick, dude!
Dude 2: I don't remember half of it, bro. I was in a back room giving a girl a rusty fire hydrant.
Dude 2: I don't remember half of it, bro. I was in a back room giving a girl a rusty fire hydrant.
by Squidslimer March 21, 2021
When you receive a blowjob. However, this isn't just any blowjob. This is when the person receiving is taking a large and vigorous shit. So vigorous that when the shit collides with the water the velocity of the steamy dump alone creates a glorious splash effect on the other persons face. If done correctly, then the person who is sucking the receiver's penis should be thoroughly soaked in shitty, smelly, and most of all sticky diarrhea. Extra points if you want to go all out and squirt diarrhea on the other persons face and mouth creating the Cambodian Mudslide and then dunk the persons head in the toilet and flush.
David: Oh shit son, I can't believe Bonquisha just sat their and took that Cambodian Fire Hydrant like that!
Malcolm: Hell yeah money, at the end she looked nastier than tubgirl.
David: I gotta give you props on that shit. On second thought don't shake my hand you sick fuck.(*dials 911*)
Malcolm: Hell yeah money, at the end she looked nastier than tubgirl.
David: I gotta give you props on that shit. On second thought don't shake my hand you sick fuck.(*dials 911*)
by SheezyMan February 27, 2009
When a man is about to have a powerful orgasm but he pinches the tip of his dick causing his penis to explode
by Cackyblacky February 10, 2016
The act of performing inserting one's penis into a woman's anal cavity while she is bent over a toilet. As she begins to puke, hold on while those crazy contractions take you for a ride!
I know some pretty sick people, but when I heard Doug gave her the Albaquerque fire hydrant, I knew he was going to hell for sure.
by Stevie Y March 1, 2006
one's pussy who is "wet" like a fire hydrant, usually from a lady who is ready to fuck, and also the cum discharges like a hydrant.
by username420 November 20, 2020
Dude, I had an amazing night last night.
Oh and what was so great?
Well I was masturbating and then I decided to pull an Alaskan Fire hydrant.
Oh and what was so great?
Well I was masturbating and then I decided to pull an Alaskan Fire hydrant.
by jgold1224 December 18, 2011