by Mollythemallcop September 25, 2018
by Cripple420 December 12, 2019
FYI, fire hydrant chic is Gigi’s bottom line concern when you bring home the next “super cute” but highly embarrassing freak-wear costume from Petco or PetSmart.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019
SNL skit with Bill Hader and Seth Myers where Stefon says a club Twice has thought of everything including human fire hydrants
by KIDKIDOOO April 26, 2010
A person who's going on and on about a subject they're interested in, not letting others get a word in edgewise. By spewing a constant stream of information, they become the human equivalent of an open fire hydrant.
Jeez, Jon, you haven't stopped talking about 3D printing all night; you're being a real verbal fire hydrant!
by TheJanePlane June 2, 2015
When you have a facebook account and someone, usually a signifcant other, or someone that wants to be held in a higher postion in your pecking order feels the need to post, like, or make comments on your facebook page constantly in order to "mark their territory".
Akin to a dog "marking his/her territory" like a fire hydrant with urine.
Akin to a dog "marking his/her territory" like a fire hydrant with urine.
Dennis: "I hung out with Shannon the other weekend and we had a good time."
Dennis: "But, she's left several comments and posts on my facebook page since then, it's kind of annoying."
Jeremy: "Archetypal facebook fire hydrant my friend..."
Dennis: "But, she's left several comments and posts on my facebook page since then, it's kind of annoying."
Jeremy: "Archetypal facebook fire hydrant my friend..."
by Timothy Wizard Tebow December 16, 2011
When a man releases a massive amount of cum on a woman’s body making their dick like a broken fire hydrant when they cumshot a woman
by RealNiggaaa69 May 14, 2019