Finishing up

The Act of masturbating while one is in a hurry, or has a limited amount of time.

Man i walked out to the parking lot to see what James was doing before lunch, and i caught him finishing up in his van.

Finishing up by B-I-G--B-O-Y January 12, 2009

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Finishing up at the gym

'Finishing up at the gym' when you are on a work trip and you are masturbating in your hotel room and your work colleges ask where you are, you respond "I'm finishing up at the gym"

Yeah Dan, I'm just finishing up at the gym. I'll be down in about 20 minutes. And then you think to yourself shit I got to finish up and clean up quickly

Finishing up at the gym by Dave and Dan in Singapore February 16, 2023

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Finishing up from home

Closing the ticket I last worked on and heading to the pub

I've almost completed the job, I'm just finishing up from home.

Finishing up from home by LANtech edition March 30, 2023

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.

Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.

trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017

Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

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