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1. boredom
2. badluck
3. annoying
1. you're sitting at home with nothing to do. "fuck i've got fig"

2. you're driving home and you get every red light. "fuck i've got fig."

3. a friend won't leave you alone. " "alastair, you're giving me fig."
by marco November 15, 2003
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short form of "figures"

a single word expression meant for commenting on a regular occurance, or behavior that is so predictable it's getting funny and/or exasperating.

my mom: I just heard on the news that Britney Spears is pregnant again.

my boyfriend: Wanna do it?

Me: i'm hungry.... figs.
by CCAA VIP 07 March 05, 2007
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Fucking Indian Guy
That FIG is doing the coding now.
by acedanger June 03, 2011
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1. An awesome skate spot in Carlsbad, CA. FIGS stands for Faraday's Intentional Gateway Skateway. Believe me, it makes perfect sense if you've seen it and know where it is.

2. FIGS can also mean 11 o'clock pm. (Became 11 o'clock when we made 11 the official time to meet at FIGS.)

Rule: The word FIGS can only be used once in a sentence its up to context clues or visual hints given by the speaker to determine which FIGS you mean.
1. We're going to smoke a joint and hit FIGS later with a couple of the homies, want to join?

2. I'll see you at our spot at FIGS. There's a bonfire at tower 31 at FIGS, lets snag some chicks.
by greenKeya December 30, 2011
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(n) Combination of fat and pig. Means literally, "fat pig." Often times, additionally connotes poverty.
"Look at that fig over there demolishing that burrito; she's so disgusting I'm going to be impotent for at least a month."
by Jeckyl August 22, 2011
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(v.) Figging, Figged.
To "fig" is the act of taking a Fig Newton (the disgusting old people snack) and throwing it at the object of target.
Girl: "I really hate my teacher"
Guy: "Let's fig him!"
by teddybearattacker May 16, 2011
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a nickname given to a significant other to symbolize the love that is shared in the relationship.

fiGs = love.
Hey fiGs, I love you.
by kafithamarine October 08, 2008
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A gay black man. The combination of the words "fag" and "nig" (short for nigger).
person 1 - Is Wayne Brady a fig, or just weird as hell?
person 2 - I don't know man
by Jawsonsallupinhere June 15, 2011
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