Wow, the man standing over there is a total FIFA!!!
by Brunettebabe March 1, 2009
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a term used to describe smoking weed

a code name for drugs
You u wanna play some fifa before work?

i need to pick up a fresh copy of fifa before the concert on saturday.

u trying to kick the ball around at lunch time?

the grass in that new version of fifa is really green.

i'm feeling great after that awesome game of fifa we played before dinner
by JMo216 August 3, 2010
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The act of having sex whilst playing on FIFA.

Also 'FIFAed'
Good night?
Yeah, had a go at FIFAing!
Oh right, what's that?
Having sex whilst playing FIFA it's amazing.
Did you win?
Nah, couldn't hack it.
by LAD24 February 6, 2011
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A multi player game which is played in abnorsia by chain smokers and drinkers, usally with bad scores
Charles is bad at fifa, he'll rather go and smoke
by PhD in rant November 3, 2017
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The term you use to talk about someone it that is standing right next to you or within earshot. The person is typically a total douchebag, has no friends, and does not know what fifa means, but acts like they do.
Two guys talking with the douchebag standing nearby:

guy 1: wow fifa is so gay

guy 2: yeah, it looks like he got hit in the face with a sack of nickels

(douchebag walks up)

douchebag: yeah i hate fifa its hella stupid
by your hella gay what? October 9, 2008
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