Fib Apply

When you're so desperately looking for a job that you start to fib on resumes and applications.

"I hate dogs, and I'm allergic to cats; however, I need a job so bad I fib applied at PETCO."

"I can't fib apply at UPS. They can tell by looking at me that picking up packages over 30lbs doesn't come naturally."

by righteousskin2 October 27, 2009