an invisible disability. happens when the mother drinks alcohol (any type) while pregnant. It causes irreversible brain damage to the developing fetus if the mother drinks alcohol enough. Symptoms can be different in everyone so some people get diagnosed in very early childhood or adulthood.
by anonymous200020 August 7, 2022
F.I.S is an abbreviated term for Fetal Ink Syndrome. Fetal Ink Syndrome happens when a pregnant mother gets a tattoo while pregnant and the baby is born with a distinct black circle on the forehead, under developed or malformed cranium, and is destined to have a shitty future due to poor parenting skills by the mother.
That poor baby must have been born with Fetal Ink Syndrome.
That stripper's baby will be born with FIS.
Son, you must've been born with FIS, cuz you an idiot.
That stripper's baby will be born with FIS.
Son, you must've been born with FIS, cuz you an idiot.
by Bubs76 November 1, 2017
a syndrome linked to a fetus becoming aware while in the womb. Usually accompanied by symptoms of hyper intelligence and hyper lethargy.
by Neil Bartlett March 21, 2006
"Man i just dropped the kids off at the pool and my balls hurt. I think i have Fetal Shit Ball Syndrome!
by Rich23 April 4, 2008
the sense that fecal material will need to be expelled at some point in the near future, but that the material is not yet formed enough to be born
" i might have to wait a little while before i embark on that long car drive. i believe i feel a fetal turd heartbeat "
i'm "preggers" with a fetal turd !
i'm "preggers" with a fetal turd !
by michael foolsley July 23, 2022
In the infamous wise words of Johnny Cupcakes, a mantra used among product managers in preparation for massive levels of disappointment and emotional anguish. #GetFetal
I can’t believe I forgot to Get Fetal before announcing a delayed product launch on the weekly sales call. What a rookie mistake.
by FetalPM November 30, 2018
by CumCheese June 8, 2023