Festus 

A very romantic guy that'll give you the best in life.
He is sweet and caring
Sometimes egoistic
Festus usually has lots of girls swarming around him, but he has a distinct taste in women

Who's that perfect guy, oh! That's Festus

Festus by Princekodaf February 7, 2019

fistoutzis 

a dinosaur god

omg fistoutzis is so fat

fistoutzis by topjora1269 October 13, 2019

lashus festuviat 

To engage in heavy drink among friends, with regards to the excesses of Roman festivals mimicking the latin nominative tense.

We're off for a bit of lashus festuviat.

lashus festuviat by Swissvictim November 26, 2010

post festum 

after the party

The value of a commodity can only be determined post festum, that is, upon returning from the orgy of circulation.

post festum by Apersonificationoflabour June 20, 2011

festuche

n. (fess 'toosh) A big deal; brewhaha. To apply great importance to an event.

"He forgot to get the approval and pretty soon we had a major festuche." or "She's such a drama queen. She could make any staff meeting into a real festuche."

festuche by Nezbit-the-cat May 17, 2005

festouche 

1) A bad or undesirable situation.
2) The grouping of hairs forming a small moustache on the upper lip of some women.

1) Since everyone has ignored the problem, it has only gotten worse - this is a major festouche!
2) I told her to wax her lip, but since she didn't listen she now has a thick festouche.

festouche by Hardball May 2, 2006

Uncle Festus 

A man that can usually be found trying to lure young children into his van with the use of tasty treats.

Child 1: "Hey look there's the ice cream truck!"

Child 2: "That's no ice cream truck, its just Uncle Festus making the daily child pickup"

Uncle Festus by Sosababy3hunna September 21, 2015