by Hot Lips Houlihan July 1, 2003
Someone who has beady eyes, a prominent nose, thin lips, and weak chin giving them the appearance of a rodent-like creature.
by BeechFace February 3, 2021
by Imbringingsexyback May 7, 2014
A rare facial defect that causes the victim to appear as though he/she is a ferret. A Ferret Face Wagner is generally a nosy bitch, a fat skank and wears glasses like those of Harry Potter. Ferret Faces, although not always butt ugly, generally are not appealing to the eye. They have inset eyes with dark circles under them as well as hideous skin. Mmm, creamy. Generally, Ferret Faces do not live longer than 20 years because they are slurped up by short power-fapping zoo keepers with stubby noses.
The most extreme diagnosis of Ferret Face Wagnerism can be found in a young woman currently residing in the United States.
by HorseFace3202 June 9, 2011
Project Satan; One who looks solely like a rat, marks for raven, and has the personality of wet dog shit
by hiphophalfie May 2, 2005