A super hot blonde chick with green eyes. usually around 5'2 sometimes grows to be 5'4. Super sweet caring woman but also has a little latina blood in her which makes her fiesty. Most likely has a nice ass. If you ever meet a Ashlee Fernandez don't let her go. She'll be the best you ever had!
by Jbear101 April 21, 2017
a drink, usually alcoholic, served with ice on the rocks. an alternative way to order a drink "on the rocks".
by phishing phool October 19, 2016
a very straight tiktok boy
person a: isnt that Patricio Fernandez? Is he bisexual?
person b: Girl BYE he literally screams straight
person b: Girl BYE he literally screams straight
by anonymous132007 December 21, 2020
Hey is that richard fernandez?!!! the best boyfriend in the world???!!!
by richards girlfriend December 10, 2021
Juan, a fat piece of shit, usually doesn't have friend's, or a social life. He is bisexual and his brother wonders why he is so sweaty. He is max level Orochi on For Honor and is a shit light spammer at the game. Unintelligent, Depressed, Fat, Bisexual, socially awkward.
"That man Juan Fernandez is so sweaty and likes to eat out his brother!"
"Dont be a fat ass Juan Fernandez"
"Dont be a fat ass Juan Fernandez"
by SwappOnYT June 26, 2019
A really amazing guy that can make a speechless poem for a girl. His girlfriend's name is Angeliz. He will do anything to make her day. He is a really funny boy. His favorite sport is soccer.He is a nerd but he is really cute. Every girl says that he is ugly but he is a real sweetheart. He is the best guy anyone can ask for.
Damn that got Jonathan Fernandez is looking so fine today.
No wonder every girl falls for his charming looks.
No wonder every girl falls for his charming looks.
by Secret Admire is Angeeliiz March 6, 2017
Often played in a small tight-knit group of friends, always male for obvious reasons. One male, will sneak up behind another, and grasp the others testicles firmly, and pushes upwards into the air. The duration of the hold depends on how close friends you are, and how much pain you wish for the victim to endure. Very fun game when played oevr a long period of time, so others forget. best played in shallow hottubs.
man 1 - Dude go give that charles guy the fernandez claw.
man 2 - yeah sure, he wont suspect a thing.
man 1 - just make sure you get him good from behind.
man 2 - wurd.
man 2 - yeah sure, he wont suspect a thing.
man 1 - just make sure you get him good from behind.
man 2 - wurd.
by stevert December 16, 2006