Christy: I was texting my bf about the girls on baywatch and he was way too into it
Kate: Ugh GIRL you must be soo fenced
Kate: Ugh GIRL you must be soo fenced
by 100000onmyhead February 25, 2019
Fencing is a sport derived from western swordfighting. In its modern form, it is like a linear, low-impact form of boxing. Electronics are now used to detect hits (or "touches") and the game is more about strategy and skill than strength.
It has three main forms - foil (only hit opponent's torso, all hits made with point), épée (hit anywhere, can only use point) and sabre (hit torso, arms and head using any part of the blade inc. point). Foil and sabre have a system called "right of way" for decided who gets the points. In épée, if you hit, you score a point.
It is "explosive" - meaning most of the actions done will be rapid changes of pace (as opposed to say, "endurance" activities like running marathons or satisfying one's girlfriend).
It has three main forms - foil (only hit opponent's torso, all hits made with point), épée (hit anywhere, can only use point) and sabre (hit torso, arms and head using any part of the blade inc. point). Foil and sabre have a system called "right of way" for decided who gets the points. In épée, if you hit, you score a point.
It is "explosive" - meaning most of the actions done will be rapid changes of pace (as opposed to say, "endurance" activities like running marathons or satisfying one's girlfriend).
A: Did you see the Olympic fencing?
B: Some - it's the only one where you can't see how fit the athletes are because they're wearing three layers of kit and metal blocks on their heads.
A: You're not a fencer, are you?
B: Some - it's the only one where you can't see how fit the athletes are because they're wearing three layers of kit and metal blocks on their heads.
A: You're not a fencer, are you?
by Dingostoran August 12, 2008
the awesomest sport in the WORLD which is awesome. it consists of 3 weapons : FOIL EPEE or SABRE! it is just the awesomest sport EVER!!!!
by hi hi :) January 31, 2010
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by victoria loves me December 26, 2009
A sport where if you're a "dry" novice. You will be plagued with terrible, apathetic judges and crazy old directors. Where they say things like "distance parry" and give points to people that hit your foot or your mask!
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"Oh man, because I won against him during pools, now he's not even looking while judging! How awesome."
by Tzeentch February 16, 2005
An insult that is generally used when someone does something unbearably stupid.
A crueler version of idiot, as calling someone a fenc basically means that you think they should be physically punished for doing something so stupid.
A crueler version of idiot, as calling someone a fenc basically means that you think they should be physically punished for doing something so stupid.
Jimbob is such a fenc, he ran out across the street in rush-hour traffic.
I can't believe Jimbob spelled fenc with a k. He's a fenc.
I can't believe Jimbob spelled fenc with a k. He's a fenc.
by LMDFridley May 24, 2009