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an underage Fuck Friend, which may or may not be related, where having consentual sexual intercourse and/or consentual sexual relations with that person is considered a felony by either federal or local law.
I just got home from work and my Felony Fuck Friend called and said she should be home from school shortly. Its not right but what can ya do?
by The Jax April 12, 2007

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