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A sharp numbing pain between the eyes, often associated with rectum constriction, which occurs while working on federal reporting requirements.

An adverse side effect of working with the federal government in an attempt to reach meaningful accomplishment and sense of purpose.
These stupid frickin federal reports and CARS give me a fedache.
by U&CF Coordinator August 25, 2009