Fed-Exing

The waiting for or provoking of a couple's breakup in order to take the ex boyfriend or girlfriend.

As soon as Carla and James broke up, Jake finished with his Fed-exing and took Carla while she was weak. Jake is a dick.

by DaneGilly November 1, 2010

Fed Ex

Kevin Federline's new nickname, after Britney Spears dumped his ass.

What's up, k-fed, I mean fed-ex?

by Adrian November 10, 2006

Fed Ex

Name given to Kevin Federline now that Britney dumped him.

Fed Ex is one poor piece of white trash.

by allpowerfulandy November 10, 2006

fed-ex

a male/dickhead who has been dumped who poses so small amount of assets alone that they can fit into a small package and be thrown out a window. Origins rooted in the divorce of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline (often referred to by his wigger name, K-fed)

Man 1: Dude I saw this bum in Malibu carrying a little cardboard box, and talkin like a wigger
Man 2: Yeah, man, me too. I think it was a fed-ex
Man 1: No, but this dude crazy, he was actin all ghetto and shit, but he made no sense. then he stood on the corner and started rappin bout some popozow shit-it made no sense
man 2: No shit, thats wat a fucking fed-ex does, he feeds off of rich people, and pretends he has talent while hoping nobody notices he doesn't

by sexycatholic 666 November 29, 2006

Fed-Ex

Happens when Britney Spears files for divorce with Kevin Federline K-Fed

Britney Fed-Ex (ed) last week.

by Roadheat November 12, 2006

Fed-Ex

Short for Federal Express. You know the postal service. I saw it on TV.

I'm going to send the package Fed-Ex.

by Dave Greer November 16, 2006

Fed Ex

FED = Kevin Federline
EX = As in no longer freeloading from Britney.

Some say Kelly Ripa made up this term after it was suggested by a crew member of her show. They are all lies I came up with it like 4 months ago, I knew he was gonna get the boot.

1.- Hi, my name is Fed Ex welcome to McDonalds may I take your order?

2.- Fed Ex will be working at Fedex soon to pay his bills.

3.- Fed Ex finally understood the meaning of life and ended his.

by Bryan Smart November 16, 2006