February 31

A date that doesn't exist and never will. So if home boy decides the date you're planning to have is in February 31st then you clearly know hes mocking you. So basically you'll never be able to go out with him or her.

home boy: February 31st is our date k?
Freshman thot: KK ;)
Freshman thot on March 1st, "wait what??"

by MACBOOKAIRPROMONEY October 25, 2019

February 31

pretty people were born on this day

hey you born on February 31?!
yes!!
omg lets make out!!
the end

by xiangling November 4, 2021

February 31

Literally just the 31st day of Fe...wait whaaa????

Crush:Wanna go out?
Random:YESS!!! When?
Crush:Maybe in February 31?
Random:oMg can't wai-HOLD UP

by cheya69420 November 12, 2022

February 31

A day that has always existed but the government wants to keep hidden

February 31 isn’t a day let it go
Yes, it is the government just wants to keep it a secret

by ThickRickDick January 22, 2021

February 31

International "be the worst person ever" day.
You are only allowed to be the worst human being on that day.
So you are never allowed to be one.

Person: You're so ugly go **** yourself.
Person 2: Hey, why be such a ******. Just wait till February 31!

by NickCam October 24, 2020

February 31

The day SMP Live season two begins

“Man I wish SMP Live didn’t end!”
“Me too man, but I hear season two is on February 31!”

by Maatricht June 18, 2020

February 31

The day Daniel Antunes goes to the dentist

Hey shithead, maybe if we’re lucky you’ll take your ugly ass to the dentist by February 31 dumb whore

by Danielantunesishot October 26, 2019