NIGGA 1: Shit – check dat Impala, son - look at them mutha fuckin rimz…
NIGGA 2: Those 22’s? 24’s? 26’s?
NIGGA 3: Nah, nigga, he ridin’ on Februaries – 28’s nigga...
February is the best month of the year. Its still nice and cold and snowy, but you know that spring is just around the corner if you're tired of all the bad weather. February is also the most unique month. 28 days long,(unless its every four years on a 'leap' year)
is also in February. (the fourteenth)It's a fun holiday named after St. Valentine
, and it's for cute happy couples. Many single or unhappy peope celebrate the anti Valentines day, ie. Singles awareness day
People born in February are without a doubt the Cutest, Smartest, and Funniest set of people. If you are born after the 20th, you are also a PICES
. This is the best Zodiac sign.
"Kristy is so cute! Shes nice too! How did she get so purfect and talented?"
"She was born in February"
"OF COURSE! THAT MUST BE IT"
"Eight days till march!"
"No. Nine days till march."
"*shakes head* Silly- this year is a leap year!"
the best month ever.. every person born in this month is a true pimp and gets all the guys/girls
dude i love this month, february is the best
The month that gives women the best excuse to ask for expensive jewlery. This is also the best month for men to find something to give to women so they get a blow job without guilt.
"What do you mean,'why do I want a 5 carat diamond?' Because it's V-day month. Yes, February you idiot!"
"Yes, I will give you a blow job in February if you buy me that diamond on Valentine's day."
The second month of the year that tends to confuse the hell out of people every four years with its added day. This month can either be a romantic
time, or the worst time of the year. Some people tend to over exaggerate the holiday in the middle of the month known as Valentine's day and dress up in ridiculous costumes that just beg to be made fun of, while others just tend to hide away in the corners hoping the holiday passes quickly. Either way, people never seem to remember Groundhog's day
which is the greatest holiday of the year.
1: Do you know the months song?
2: 30 days half September, April, June, and November. All the rest have 31... except for February which is screwed up in the head and has 28, except for every four years when it has 29 to make up for those hours every year... Ya know what? Just go away.
The 2nd month of the year following January, and the 2nd best month of the year after January. It is also the most confusing month to spell.
The month in which the Winter Olympics is held.
People born in January and February are natural leaders but tend to be more pessimistic then their half year months, July and August. February is the coldest month of the year along with January.
If you were born in February, your half birthday is in August.
1.) The second month in the Roman calendar system.
2.) Contains the highest suicide rates.