Placing lengths of toilet paper on the seat before mounting, to ensure none of your bare ass contacts it.
by barber of seville June 14, 2019
To misrepresent your living conditions in order to impress the opposite sex. The act of completely cleaning, reorganizing, and redecorating your house/apartment in preparation for a lover's first impression.
Bro, you need to feather your nest before Jessica comes over the first time. She'll dumped you if she sees this place without at least a visit from a cleaning service and new sheets and towels.
by ericgododgers September 1, 2010