Fattin' around

Word applied to the action of any fat person.

Jamin:Quit fattin' around, Tom!
Tom:Maybe I'll kill you?
Jamin:Hahaha Oh Tom. You and your fat.

Fattin' around by larstait October 16, 2003

fatting around

When someone does something and they are fat while doing it. Does not matter what you're doing.

See wordFattin' Around/word

Quit fatting around, Tom.

fatting around by larstait October 27, 2003

fartin' around the turd 

Fartin' around the turd is a figure of speech used to imply that somebody or something is wasting time or procrastinating.

This figure of speech comes from the actions of a gaseous individual, who instead of going to the bathroom and dropping a deuce, with just sit there and fart around the turd all afternoon.

"Hey Justin, quit fartin' around the turd, these are open-air cubicles and it's starting to smell like raw sewage in here."

"Hey Joe, quit fartin around the turd and do your taxes already."

fartin' around the turd by Schiftie August 24, 2009

pussy fartin around 

Taking your sweet ass time!

You need to stop pussy fartin around and hurry up!

pussy fartin around by AirJodi June 30, 2017