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A largely overweight man who thinks he is king of everything who "guards" the parking lot at high schools. He thinks he is a policeman and tries to chase students around who he thinks are breaking the rules; hated by students. He drives a golf cart around campus, which leans lovingly to one side as he polices the area.
There is only one known example, located at Temple High School.
by Cameron Burk April 14, 2005

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