If you don't want to say Fuck, Shit, Ass, Dammit, Bitch, or anything else, just substitute the word "Fassels!" It works for everything! Let's say there's this very bitchy girl, go by her and call her a Fassel. She won't know what you mean but you will.

-Shelly
1.) Hey fasshole! What's up?

Substituting:Ass

2.) Hey bestie! You know how much of a fassel you are?

Substituting:Bitch

3.) God-fassel!

Substituting:Damn

4.) (My favorite) FASSELS!!!

Substituting:Fuck
by shaykay1995 October 14, 2010
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