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Farts can be and should be used as weapons. after sitting on a creamy brew for some time, one will impress or scare his/her buddies by grasping both thighs and spreading them like that of a praying mantis' arms, the fart will then explode out the anus causing a smooth or chunky stream of awesome for all to taste.
chris: no!
JP: yes:)
Jermain: time for a farting mantis!
Onikka: ew thats odd but great!
by funky rabbi December 01, 2011
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