A variation of diarrhoea. A Farmers Omelette is a yellow, runny form of shit that endlessly pours out of the asshole like there's no tomorrow.
- "Hey man, come round for the game tonight"
"Cant man, I having a farmers omelette"
- 'He was late for the meeting as he had just finished having a farmers omelette'
"Cant man, I having a farmers omelette"
- 'He was late for the meeting as he had just finished having a farmers omelette'
by ManOfManyWords July 6, 2014