When your conversational partner uses masturbation as an excuse to stop talking to you.
Tom: So like i was saying, after my dad died...my life has really sucked.

Bob: Dude thats lame...anyway...im gonna jerk off now, see you later!

Tom: a Fap Ditch? realy? >:(
by tytheguy February 1, 2011
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