Fanshawe Community
College is located in
London, Ontario and somehow survives in the
shadow of the city's main educational institution, UWO (University of Western Ontario). Fanshawe students are infamous for partying on any
day of the week, receiving numerous tickets relating to overwhelming noise complaints, public drunkenness, selling
alcohol without a license, etc... and spending more money paying off fines than on their tuition. Many fanshawe
college students feel they have a rivalry with UWO students due to the simple fact that they are in the same city, examples are the females believing they are better looking, and males believing they have bigger dick, etc. The odd fact that everyone forgets is that the majority kids who didn't get into UWO went to colleges such as Fanshawe. As well, the few students who aren't complete morons realize that to have a decent future they will need to attend classes at a university such as UWO. In conclusion, Fanshawe is full of sluts and dicks, (and the odd
guy who has his head on straight) who need to chill.
Female Fanshawe College student: "That UWO bitch is so stuck up, she'll only sleep with
one guy at a time!"
Male Fanshawe College Student: "DUDE! I'm so drunk! Let's go jump some western kid who looks like he might have a lot of money!"
Fanshawe College Student: "I didn't have the marks to get into UWO so I ended up going to Fanshawe F'in
College."