The delightful art of re-contextualizing a product's name by taking a photo of it down near your crotch. Originated from the internet show "The Unicorn Circuit". Examples of it can be found at the Facebook page @FankingDaily
Barry: I was fanking the other day, and my fank got fank of the week!
Cheryl: Good work Barry!
by theblueturd June 19, 2018
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A word that zeph made up in place of fucking, friggin, flipping, ect.
Jimbob: Man, did you see those knockers?
Frank: Yeah, the ones at home depot? They were fanking huge!
Jimbob: No you Fanking idiot! The ones on that woman!
by cmbjtown April 20, 2006
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A fun spanking. Originally the word referred to a spanking on the fanny in the American sense, but the meaning can be easily extended to cover the British sense of fanny as well. If you spank it and it's fun, it's a fanking.
And after the fanking, the oral sex!
by Some Other Honey Baby December 30, 2011
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An alternative to ‘thank you’, Fanks was toughed up c. 2002 to mean more than just thank you. Fanks is the ultimate gratitude of an individual towards another.
Mathew: Great job on the project Amirali.
Amirali: Fanks
by SSBA August 12, 2006
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An alternative to ‘thank you’, Fanks was toughed up c. 2002 to mean more than just thank you. Fanks is the ultimate gratitude of an individual towards another.
Mathew: Great job on the project Amirali.
Amirali: Fanks
by SSBA August 12, 2006
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Fanking is the art of recontextualising a product by holding it down near your crotch. This can be done by covering part of the word(s) with your thumb or fingers.
Moog: What an excellent example of Fanking!

Marty: What does that say?

Moog: Man(go) Juice!
by adth93 February 27, 2017
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Fanking is the art of creatively changing the meaning of a products name by photographing it near your crotch.
Fanking in public is fun!
by pinkysnow November 29, 2016
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