Falkirk F.C, Home to the chosen ones that were lucky enough not to be dropped 20 miles off target and land in scumsville aka Dumpfermline
Football team that will always be better than the scumbags from across the kinkardine bridge
1. We're blue, we're white we're fucking dynamite
2. Aw naw the scumbags are in town, lets give them some soap, the jakey bastards.
3. Falkirk F.C are the team for me