Fakemas 

An alternative Christmas Day celebrated on a day other than December 25th. Usually involves the getting together of friends, students etc. before going home to their families for the holiday period.

Fakemas

Fakemas by Bishop Brennan December 16, 2013

Hershey Facemask 

An exfoliating facial mask made of feces and smeared on one's face with saran wrap over the smear. On the saran wrap, apply ice packs to freeze the feces in order to make a crust on the face. Once a crust is formed, smack the subject's face until you have a fecal crumble. Apply said crumble liberally on pineapple pizza to enhance its taste.

My cousin Andrew said he wanted to order a pineapple pizza, so I made him go to the spa first to get a Hershey Facemask. He woke up the next day with pink eye.

Hershey Facemask by Tommy Toledo February 16, 2019

fakebased

The opposite of based.

Josh: Dude I don't really like Lil B
Chad: That's kinda fakebased.

fakebased by esneck November 7, 2013

icelandic facemask

the act of shitting in a bag flattening it in to a pancake shape and freezing it. then when the victim is asleep take it out of the bag and rest it on there face. it will slowly melt by the morning when it is fully thawed out it will form a mask of faeces.

last night craig gave me the worst icelandic facemask ever.

icelandic facemask by craig T shaw March 21, 2008

Fakemaster 

To be knowledgeable about reps. A master in horological fakery. A scam hater. A member advocate.

You are a Fakemaster.

Fakemaster by PaulieS August 6, 2008

Fakewash 

Performed after using the bathroom facilities and NOT washing your hands; this is the act of rubbing your hands together, as if to dry them, while you casually stroll away from the restroom.

The idea is to trick any observers into thinking you're an upstanding, health conscious, member of society.

Sam: You may want to wash your hands before eating. I saw the guy you just high-five'd pull the Fakewash instead of washing his hands.

Wade: Damn it! I use that move myself so I can't be too mad. Thanks for the heads up bro.

Fakewash by Crumdog Millionaire August 14, 2012

fakemacian 

A person that acts Jamaican but is not

That honkey is a fakemacian

fakemacian by Mamaleezard March 15, 2015