Fake fuck fest is an event where you have to fake giving a fuck or two shits. It’s when you have to pretend you care and pretend you are having a good time in order to not offend anyone. It’s for the occasions that the only thing worse than going is not going.
I have to go to my boyfriend’s cousin’s second wedding. It’s going to be a fake fuck fest. Why do I have to smile and pretend I’m interested in people’s small talk.
by Purple Fringe June 16, 2018
A person who acts like a fuck boy, dresses like a fuck boy, treats girls as if he is a fuck boy, but just a way to get girls
An example of this is if you have a friend who fakes themselves around social media and or in public but is actually a really nice person on the inside. This is an example of a fake fuck boy.
by Stanky cracker dolphin October 17, 2017