Use instead of "your problem".
Derived from the noun "failure bowl" a bowl of comfort food that should not be consumed if you are on a diet. One would eat a failure bowl if they are upset about a mistake.
Person 1: By mistake I just formatted my hard drive.
Person 2: That's a big failure bowl. your problem
I just had a crime scene in my pants because my tampon leaked. Failure Bowl.
Person 1: (trips on stairs)
Person 2: That's a failure bowl