The "spatula" with which a non-gay man spreads evidence of a homosexual lifestyle throughout his life.
A heterosexual man uses a fagtula to evenly spread things -- such as the enjoyment show tunes and confidence in his interior decorating skills -- around his life.
"He's not gay, he just has a very large fagtula."
"He's not gay, he just has a very large fagtula."
by Harry Hards February 19, 2014