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1.
a mustache that a faggot (homosexual),or the facial hair of a French or Asian male, yes even beards and goatees that would typically cause one to look very gay. Most prominent being the handle bar mustache.
Guy1: hey man did you see the new guy at work today?

Guy2: yeah he had the gayest fag stache ever

Guy1: yeah I know it was weird because he didn't look French or Asian

Guy2: wow that is really weird

Guy1: hey you wanna do some lines in a 7/11 bathroom

Guy2: sounds like a plan to me
by SuperSam813 December 05, 2009
 
2.
A moustache worn by one of the fag persuasion, usually quite thin and always unshaved.
The mustache your friend tried to sport in 9th grade, consisting of approximately 11 hairs.
by Gary S January 24, 2005