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FOF (Fitter On Facebook) 

Fitter On Facebook.

It originated from the brisk streets of london, between a small group of friends. When seeing a girl from afar that you recognise from the social network know as 'Facebook' you say they looked fitter on facebook, FOF. This has been used as an inside joke between friends so that you can't be caught out when in public and we believe its time that the rest of the world should know about it.

Ask your self this are you a FOF?
FOF (Fitter On Facebook)

What is that about, mate that girl is FOF.

She looks like she carries a heavy load, she was defiantly FOF.

That girl looks like she takes a dick, she looked FOF.

Facebookitis 

A disease in which facebook takes over your life and you cannot do anything anymore besides look at your friends pictures and write on their walls.

Sever cases include times where your trying to get work or homework done on the computer, yet somehow you always find yourself on facebook, getting absolutely nothing done.
Teacher: Suzie, where is your homework?

Suzie: I couldnt do it I have facebookitis

Sister: Did you remember to give grandma her meds?

Brother: umm.. i had facebookitis and forgot
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Facebookitis by Tuhdumbum November 3, 2009

facebookfiend 

a person who is addicted to facebook. they check their facebook as often as they check their email. they are on facebook often over large intervals of time, especially when they should be doing more important things.
Man, I'm really behind in all of my classes because I've been on facebook, I tried to stop but I have to see who's poked me.

Gosh you're such a facebookfiend.
facebookfiend by ate kat May 22, 2006

Facebookbitch 

Someone who writes malicious and bitchy statuses on Facebook which are so obviously directed at someone that they might aswell of just tagged them in it.
Billy: "did you see janes status last night?!"
Chaz: "yeah that was blantently about me, she's a Facebookbitch!!!"
Facebookbitch by Dilemma#112 March 12, 2016

facebookvite 

An evite that is sent exclusively on Facebook.
Jennifer "I don't think that people will come to a party with one days notice."
Adam "Sure they will. Send out a facebookvite and everyone will come."
facebookvite by Adam Woodard December 13, 2008

Facebookitos 

Mom when will you get off facebook.
I can't i got Facebookitos, it is addictive.
Oh No! You gotta go to rehab!
Facebookitos by |3R@}{+()/\/ September 6, 2009