Pronounced: Facebook NO-tification
1. Takes place when one is excited about having one or more facebook notifications but soon finds that they are all irrelevant or unexciting.
NOtifications are: invites to out-of-state parties, options to support causes one does not care about, comments and 'likes' from strangers, when a friend request is accepted, invites to lost cell phone events where you have no intention of sharing your number.
2. A NOtification can also take place when one receives a notification for a wall-post, photo comment (etc.) that no longer exists.
3. When facebook will not recognize that a notification has already been checked, resulting in one believing they have a new notification when it is in fact old.
1. Takes place when one is excited about having one or more facebook notifications but soon finds that they are all irrelevant or unexciting.
NOtifications are: invites to out-of-state parties, options to support causes one does not care about, comments and 'likes' from strangers, when a friend request is accepted, invites to lost cell phone events where you have no intention of sharing your number.
2. A NOtification can also take place when one receives a notification for a wall-post, photo comment (etc.) that no longer exists.
3. When facebook will not recognize that a notification has already been checked, resulting in one believing they have a new notification when it is in fact old.
Jill: "If I get one more facebook (No)tification about Courtney's graduation party, I'm going to leave the event."
Vicky: "Every time I log in to I think I have a new notification but it's always the same facebook (No)tification about that creep commenting on my profile picture."
Jill: "I totally thought that cute guy Jack wrote on my wall, but there's nothing there."
Vicky: "That's called a facebook (NO)tification"
Vicky: "Every time I log in to I think I have a new notification but it's always the same facebook (No)tification about that creep commenting on my profile picture."
Jill: "I totally thought that cute guy Jack wrote on my wall, but there's nothing there."
Vicky: "That's called a facebook (NO)tification"
by jv club August 5, 2011