Facebeat

The act of masturbating to profile pictures, photo albums, and the like on Facebook.

Juan: How was last night, mang?

Me: Thanks for asking, Juan. I was running super low on mental images of old girlfriends, coworkers and acquaintances to pud off to, so I logged onto Facebook and Facebeat literally all night long.

Juan: That's sick, homes.

by pizzahater January 14, 2010