When someone around you checks facebook on their phone so much you feel the need to grab it and fart on it.
Example - "I was at the dear camp last week and this goober kept checking his facebook page so often I snatched his phone and went all facebutting on him"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'