A social disease where the victim needs to prove that his or her time is more valuable than yours. Style choices, small dogs and above all digital gadgetry are all used by victims to remind themselves of their fabulousness and to remind you that if anyone is going to be living in a movie it's them and not you. At risk populations include aspiring celebrities and gay men.
"Josh has fabulousness issues. He's on his cell phone even when we're ----"