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When one of your boys move on to the next stage in life...past marriage & onto kids. He gets a look in his eyes & does not know what is going on. He is oblivious to everything except the mundane family issues.
"Yo Mike, Wanna go grab some brews?"

"What? Uhh...who me? What? Oh I gotta go take little Johnny to the circus & then go to bed, bath, & beyond....& if we have time --- Home depot"
by Mike Ford June 03, 2005

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