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A form of Text-Talk, part of a newly developing dialect whereby the speaker can convey a lengthy or complicated thought by abbreviating phonetically or through the use of substitutive letters, numerals and characters. I.e. Having sexual relations with a female in a shortened sense.
"I'm so going to ftsooh!", "hey man, are you going to ftsooh tonight?"
F: F#&k
T: The
S: S#&t
O: Out
O: Of
H: Her
by AlexanderJacobs February 02, 2013