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WHEN YOU ARE DANCING TO SANDSTORM AND ITS A COMPLETE RAVE. YOU YELL FTB!!!
by heloo1 September 18, 2011
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New text and email acronym/phenomenon for the phrase "Fucking Tool Box". A "Fucking Tool Box" is a super moron. The words Moron, Stupid Ass and Idiot just don't "POP" like "Fucking Tool Box" does. Of course, when texting and emailing, you don't want to spell out the whole phrase "Fucking Tool Box" so you just type in "FTB". Also comes in handy if you are around little ones (not midgets but kids) or ladies and you have to express what a dumb ass someone is but you have to keep it on the down low.
Text: I am going to meet Leonard at the bar for a drink.
Text Response: Leonard is a FTB! OMG, what R U thinking?

A person is walking in a store parking lot smack dab in the middle of the lane you are driving down and he just keeps walking as if you are not there. You turn to your girl and ask her, "What's wrong with this FTB"?

Text: Don't go to Walmart in the hood on Sunday afternoons?
Text Response: Why not?
Text Response: A bunch of FTBs all over the place
by Disco Danny January 24, 2011
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A term which means "Fuck The BullShit" You would use it when things get too damn complicated and you just really don't give a fuck anymore. Credits of this term go out to Jason Giramma. It can even mean "Fuck That BullShit" or "Fuck This BullShit". Use it when you're mad or trying to just shut some winey bitch up. Another use is to just keep it simple and keep the peace. FTBS!
"I'm pregant!!"

"FTBS!"

or...

"Dude, she's totally cheatin on me...what should I do?"

"FTBS and break up wit that bitch"

or...

"Come on dude, just help me talk to her."

"FTBS...I'm out."
by ag777 January 24, 2011
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for the boys- sticking by your mates and never going behind one anothers backs
dallin is not for FTB because he is always hanging with audrey :)
by cvbnm0986 April 03, 2009
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Fucking Toonser Bam

Just a typical minky toonser from Aberdeen
F.T.B - The type who go about Aberdeen with their Rockports and stripey jumpers and think they're hard when in fact they are just minks.
by Stoney Loon August 08, 2006
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Stands for 'Fuck The Bus', what you say when you'd rather walk or drive somewhere than sit next to randoms on the bus.
Guy 1: Hey lets catch the bus there
Guy 2: Nah man FTB, i dont want to sit next to hobos
by Solid Snake NZ July 08, 2010
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Finish The Beers. A term used to tell people you are going to drink all the beers.
We're going to buy a bunch of beers, and stay up late until we FTB
by G-Hawk February 23, 2014
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